Sound waves of ESPN reporter Britt McHenry verbally humiliating a clerk at a towing company surfaced the Internet today and as you’d expect, there was absolutely no mercy on her. McHenry’s diatribe on the poor lady offered plenty of quotables, most of them obnoxiously exalting herself as an educated news reporter, and one that wouldn’t work in a “scumbag place” like a towing company. But no quote stormed across Twitter quite like this one:
“I’m in the news, sweetheart.”
And so the lightbulb above my head sparked and I immediately took the liberty of taking McHenry’s godawful quote and applied it to various Wizards players’ facial expressions and threw them up on Twitter. It served as plenty post-lunch fun and opportunity for me to consolidate my creativity into one post for your sharing convenience.