Myth Busters: Do #WizardsKillers Really Exist?

Myth Busters: Do #WizardsKillers Really Exist?

Introduction: #WizardsTwitter seems to go ablaze at least once a month with rumors of the existence of a destructive, relentless, ruthless, homicidal creature: The #WizardsKiller. ...

Game Notebook 61, Wizards at Bulls: A Night of Many Sins

Game Notebook 61, Wizards at Bulls: A Night of Many Sins

Bulls 97 Wizards 92 March 3, 2015 - United Center, Chicago, IL Let's just hope Nene's sinful night concluded with a solemn expression of repentance. Nene, who dramatized the pregam ...

Wizards at Bulls Pregame: A Home Away From Home

Wizards at Bulls Pregame: A Home Away From Home

Washington (34-26) at Chicago (37-23) United Center, Chicago, IL March 3, 2015 at 8:00 PM TV: CSNWashington Radio: 99.1FM Tale of the Tape Last time they met was.. January 14, 2015 ...

Your Wizards Smile Champion: Nene!

Your Wizards Smile Champion: Nene!

After advancing out of the group stage and winning in the Final Four, Nene and G-Wiz faced off in the championship round. After counting and recounting the poll results, your Hoop ...

Us against the World:  The Wizards in the National Media Blacklight

Us against the World: The Wizards in the National Media Blacklight

In recent days, following a debilitating loss to the Warriors, and an embarrassing loss to the lowly Timberwolves, the Wizards have suddenly become a center of national attention. ...

Tales from the Booth – Wizards vs. Pistons 2.28.2015

Tales from the Booth – Wizards vs. Pistons 2.28.2015

Over a span of approximately 200 nights between the months of October and April, we spend 41 of them on the cross streets of F and 9th in downtown Washington, DC to bring home to y ...

Myth Busters: Do #WizardsKillers Really Exist?

Introduction: #WizardsTwitter seems to go ablaze at least once a month with rumors of the existence of a destructive, relentless, ruthless, homicidal creature: The #WizardsKiller. Some fans report the sightings with absolute certainty. Others claim that the Wizards Killer does not actually exist, and can be explained away with logic, stats, and reason. This experiment seeks to explore the existence of the Wizards Killer and attempts to answer the question: Do Wizards Killers exist? If so, who are they? The study examines five accused Wizards Killers, and evaluates each player independently thr ...

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Game Notebook 61, Wizards at Bulls: A Night of Many Sins

Bulls 97 Wizards 92 March 3, 2015 - United Center, Chicago, IL Let's just hope Nene's sinful night concluded with a solemn expression of repentance. Nene, who dramatized the pregame buzz with some juicy comments regarding his hatred for the Bulls, followed up his bark with no bite, going 0-4 from the field for zero points before eventually fouling out. He also flagrantly bodied Joakim Noah with a tomahawk chop to his right shoulder. And yo, this is just the preface to my recap. So buckle up. Game Leaders: Yes, being alive is always great, but what a sad, sad time to be alive a Wizards fan. You ...

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Wizards at Bulls Pregame: A Home Away From Home

Washington (34-26) at Chicago (37-23) United Center, Chicago, IL March 3, 2015 at 8:00 PM TV: CSNWashington Radio: 99.1FM Tale of the Tape Last time they met was.. January 14, 2015 @ United Center, Chicago - Wizards 105, Bulls 99 Game Notebook 39, Wizards at Bulls: Genghis Wall and his Wiz triad pillage Chitown once again It's hard to say what it is exactly about the city of Chicago that makes these Wizards so physical, and domineering...and more importantly successful...when they come to town to play the Bulls. Do they eat energizing monster hot dogs as a pregame meal? Yanno, the crazy ones w ...

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Your Wizards Smile Champion: Nene!

After advancing out of the group stage and winning in the Final Four, Nene and G-Wiz faced off in the championship round. After counting and recounting the poll results, your Hoop District Washington Wizards Best Smile Champion, with a dominant 87% of the votes: NENE! Now if the Wizards can just get back to winning regularly, we can see a lot more of that Nene smile, and smile a lot more ourselves. In case you missed the tournament posts, click here for Round 1, and here for the Championship Round. ...

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Us against the World:  The Wizards in the National Media Blacklight

In recent days, following a debilitating loss to the Warriors, and an embarrassing loss to the lowly Timberwolves, the Wizards have suddenly become a center of national attention. Dan Steinberg covered some of the most high profile criticism for the DC Sports Bog. Everyone knows the saying: “Any press is good press.” But the reasons for the press have certainly been bad. Bad offense. Bad defense. Bad effort. Bad shooting. Bad shot selection. Bad coaching. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. But how much of the criticism is warranted? And how much of the criticism is just talking heads spewing unfounded commen ...

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Tales from the Booth – Wizards vs. Pistons 2.28.2015

Over a span of approximately 200 nights between the months of October and April, we spend 41 of them on the cross streets of F and 9th in downtown Washington, DC to bring home to you Wizards fans paramount basketball coverage from a more subjective angle. As bloggers who have been blissfully granted season credentials (thank you Wizards PR), we readily take the liberty of offering our experiences from each and every game we attend and thusly, we are happy to present a new featured post jam-packed with sights and sounds from the Verizon Center by way of our camera lenses and Vine accounts. The ...

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The Crystal Ball: Forecasting a BIG Wizards Week Ahead – at Bulls; vs. Heat; at Bucks

The Crystal Ball is a weekly Monday feature forecasting the future for the Wizards week ahead.. This week's games: March 3rd, at Chicago Bulls March 6th, vs. Miami Heat March 7th, at Milwaukee Bucks Lets go Wiz! Tuesday, March 3rd AT the Chicago Bulls What to watch: The Eastern Conference Standings. The Bulls are one of the teams the Wizards are still chasing. With Derrick Rose *and now Jimmy Butler* injured, there’s no reason the Wizards can’t catch Chicago (other than you know, playing horribly recently). And the Wizards LOVE playing the Bulls! They seem to OWN the Bulls. Why? The Bulls are ...

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